if only...

I could write for a living...the ONE THING about my current job that I am ABSOLUTELY confident about, is the article that I write for the local newspaper each week...every week I talk about nothing in an entertainming way that is, in turn, a thinly veiled way of reminding people of the Alumni Association and the work that we do...and each week I try to entertain the masses ( which I think I do) and each week I think to myself how I WISH someone would offer me a writing job....or a book deal. Or SOMETHING...that would be great. thanks.