I'm stealing this idea off of everyone's sites.
Go to Google and type in your first name and "needs".
For me, these came up and let me just say...I laughed OUT LOUD in my room! hahahahahahah!
"Dogster Stats for Abigail needs a home!"
"Abigail needs to chew."
"Abigail needs a feeding tube..."
"Abigail needs advice from her sister."
"Abigail needs more input, not less."
Ok, so some of those are actually quite sad...but for some reason I thought it was funny...out of context, anyway....
I think I'm just tired.