So, I was on my way into the supermarket to pick up valentines candy for my bible study girls ( and some breakfast bars for me! woo) and there parked on the sidewalk RIGHT in front of the door was...a hearse.
That's right, a funeral hearse....and it had dry ice smoke pouring out the back....and big sign with hearts around it, saying something to the effect of "for your Valentine choose Vampire champagne"
and to really drive home the affect, next to the hearse was a headless body with a box containing said alcohol propped up next to it.
I may not be a marketing genius, but does DEATH really say LOVE to you?!
Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and give you the answer to this one: No.
The answer is no.
I will not be buying hearse-champagne to celebrate anything
Someone should be fired.